[Student Body’s Choice] [Editors’ Choice]
Best TV Show
New Girl
None can deny the beguiling hilarity of Zooey Deschanel’s “New Girl.” She may be “hipster,” but she did it before it was cool.
The Big Bang Theory
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then The Big Bang Theory came. Half an hour later, stomachs hertzing from the saturation of humor, the cast leave and argon until the next week.
Best Substitute
Mr. Benton
When your math teacher is sick for a day, you may see this sandle clad substitute stride into the room. Mr. Benton is sure to bring joy and knowledge to any classroom.
Mr. Benton
Just look at that picture. And he knows math. Does this man’s perfection know no bounds?
Best Movie
The Hunger Games
Should Katniss go for the charming, sweet Peeta or the strong, caring Gale? Or maybe she should just stay single.
The Artist
Who couldn’t help but fall in love with a classic romance and a Jack Russell Terrier? In a world of nonstop noise, we are happy to sit in a theater in complete silence. “With Pleasure!”
Best Video Game
Skyrim
FUS RO DAH! Arrow to the knee? The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim has led to the flooding of these references on the internet. Happy dragon hunting.
League of Legends
Not only a chat abbreviation for laughing out loud, LoL now also stands for the real time strategy game, League of Legends.
Best Artist
One Direction
With catchy tunes and British accents, this boy band has won over the hearts of teenagers, and “That’s What Makes [Them] Beautiful.”
The Black Keys
Best for road-tripping and singing in the shower.
Best Book
The Hunger Games
These books weren’t even published this year–but who doesn’t enjoy a good ‘ole child-murder-in-dystopia story? It’s lighter than most AP English literature.
The Communist Manifesto
In Communist Russia, Manifesto reads you.
Best Meme
Ridiculously Photogenic Guy
He’s really, really, ridiculously good-looking.
First World Problems
“It’s so difficult to find quality entertainment on the internet.”
Best Internet Sensation
Jenna Marbles
Whether you’re a guy or a gal, you’ll find yourself laughing at her makeup antics. Bye Spiderman!
Breading Cats
Breading cats is the art of photographing cats with sliced bread around their necks. This combination has become a guaranteed equation for reactions such as OMG SO Cuuuuuuuuute!
Best Hangout Spot
T-Pumps
If you’re still thirsty, try bucket-size.
Central Park Parking Lot
Parents kick you and your friends out of the house for being too rambunctious? Head over to the Central Park parking lot. Parking is free after six!
Best iPhone App
Draw Something
Is it a peguin? Is it a cucumber? Is it a flip-flop? No, it’s Draw Something–which tests not only one’s artistic abilities, but also one’s creative talents.
Penguins from the Academy of Sciences
Need a 24-hour live feed of the coolest birds that can’t fly?
Best Song
We are Young
Featuring Janelle Monáe, “We are Young” reminds all teachers that they are old.
Pumped Up Kicks
“Pumped Up Kicks” may be overplayed, but you’ll still sing to it in your car.
Most Annoying Catchphrase
#YOLO
Definition: A phrase used to justify reckless, often stupid behavior, #YOLO became real annoying real quick.
999
The catchiest catch phrase that didn’t catch on.
Best Way to Ask Someone to Prom
“Syllogism: I’m hot; you’re hot; we should be hot together.” –Elizabeth McSheery, junior
“With your shirt on.” –Adrianne Seiden, senior
